I find that really stupid, but not as stupid as the movie (children’s flick, I know). My nieces liked it though, but as an adult (physically, at least) I thought it was really tedious, dull and paint-by-numbers.

Goodnight.

I think it was just great.

Not fork the kids though, it’s downright scary at parts!

This movie was about as interesting as an episode of Star Trek. Everything is solved by really smart people at the end, and the bad guys are ignorant jerks whose close-minded hatred do them in or whatever.

I was really disappointed.

That, and the popcorn cost me about 2x what the ticket price was just made me cranky.

Good flick.

For one thing, Star Trek villains always stink. This guy’s motivation was stupid. Leonard Nimoy was in it, can’t figure out why.

Simon Pegg was awesome, but the rest of the movie sucked liked everything else Star Trek.

Ooooh, I can’t wait for the G.I. Joe movie to come out later this summer, that’s just going to be awesome, I bet.

This movie stunk. I thought it was going to be bad but it was even worse than I thought. I read the comic and thought it was pretty bad but the movie made it worse. The characters were okay, and the first few minutes of the movie were pretty promising but the story went straight to the moon (in a bad way) 1/3 of the way through.

The very beginning was pretty cool though (like, during the credits sequence, downhill steadily after that).

Oh well, on the plus side, movies in Belleville are only $4.20 on Tuesdays, so I think I’ll be watching more!

I hereby present to you the Six Laws of Robots In Movies which shall serve to protect humanity from robot movies that suck like Transformers did.

1. A robot movie shall only include enough humans as are necessary for the story’s narrative.

2. Humans shall only be seen: 1) getting hurled out of buildings, 2) running in fear, 3) jumping out of moving or high objects in terror.

3. Robots must injure human beings, aliens and other peaceable creatures

4. Evil robots must not obey any sort of code of ethics with any semblence to rationality

5. Good robots must have a code of honour that does not render them sappy, easily taken advantage of, or prone to ignore the mission objectives to save another’s (robotic, human or other) life

6. Evil robots must have a ‘Blast first, think later’ philosophy

*Asimov’s laws are (thanks, Wikipedia!):

1. A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. A robot must obey orders given to it by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. A robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.

Maybe they couldn’t find a skinny enough Asian woman to be Chun-Li – who isn’t even particularly skinny to begin with.

This movie’s going to be so terrible

Edit, here’s a trailer:

I thought I’d throw in my Top 10 (not complete as I didn’t give it too much thought) but also my Bottom List of some of the worst movies I’ve ever seen…or at least the most disappointing.

- Robin Hood: Men In Tights
- Step Brothers
- Constantine
- The Matrix 2 & 3
- Star Wars 1,2 and 3 (and 6) and The Clone Wars
- Dr. No
- Quantum of Solace
- Superman III and the subsequent movies
- Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
- The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion the Witch and the Wardrobe
- Hitman
- Transporter 3
- The Chase
- Queen of the Damned
- Lord of the Rings 2 & 3 (I know, I know, well they’re very professionally made, and expertly crafted but the stories stunk, it’s like, “Frodo, let’s go off to the Forest of Irigirigarden and fight the evil Malakor in order to ensure that the giant Bluenosed Squirrels don’t go foraging while we’re walking through the Bog of Shallowmoor”)
- The One

Edit: Danny just reminded me to add Spielberg’s horrid ‘A.I.’ to the list.