My Darling Nieces

Let’s see:

1) They kept banging on my bedroom door (my parents’ house used to be a bed and breakfast, so luckily all the bedrooms have locks) on and off as soon as they got up.

They said I promised to make them pancakes for breakfast the night before, which I most assuredly did not. I promised to make myself pancakes.

My sister asked my dad to make extra porridge last night. When she did I told him not to make any for me because I was going to have pancakes. Nieces were in the room. Meaning, somehow uncle Greg promised to make them pancakes.

2) After their parents dumped them on me this afternoon, the older one bit me and thought it was funny

3) They never do as their told

4) They touch unportioned out food with their little grubby fingers

5) They get overexcited when playing Luigi’s Mansion

First prize for being an uncle: A couple of days with my nieces.

Second prize for being an uncle: a week or more with my nieces.