Why are there no sites dedicated to minivan airbrush art?

I grew up in Mississauga, which had a rich tradition of painting your parents’ minivan with tasteless airbrushed art. I think now though Mississauga has lost that tradition and now it’s become your standard suburb. It used to be that I could tell a Mississaugian by his 70’s style Pittsburgh Pirates hat and airbrushed minivan. No more.

bad public transit + lower housing costs = necessity of car ownership + discretionary income spent on minivan airbrush art

It was always the metalhead kids who had them too, like a complete lack of taste in music meant you just had to have some cheesey art of a wolf, or a sorcerer and dragon or something.

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